Yeah, the fucking guy who wrote the article you're commenting on.

This is completely new, is it? I read the same thing in Fingerprints of the Gods, which came out in 1995.

Now it's just our politicians that are racist and misogynistic, rather than our soda commercials.

As a nation, we really need to get over our collective fear of appearing "partisan" or "biased" or whatever. This is a two party system, and one party has decided to go full fascist, actively undermining democracy so they can legalize racist policy and kill everyone on Medicaid to give millionaires a tax cut. It's…

Well, jokes only work when the people you're telling them to aren't fucking idiots.

Yeah, it's this new dumb rule where people say something that isn't true in the interest of humor. It's this new dumb rule called a joke.

It has a 64 on Metacritic. And critical opinions aside, it objectively sucks dick.

Ya dingus!

They literally have said almost exactly that, numerous times. Ya dingus!

It's just a satire of media in general, not some specific thing, ya dingus!

I was going to say the same thing. People who think every song should have the same structure should not be allowed to write record reviews.

Maybe not Kiss, but Dee Dee King, the rappin' Ramone, should definitely be there.

"Sorry I said I would donate money to an organization that helps uncountable people everyday. That was wrong and insensitive of me."

If you're sincerely asking, I would wager the answer is that Trump – and everything he represents (the rise of fascism, the normalization of hate and racism, the blatant attempts to undermine democracy) – are such an existential threat to life as we know it that it seems necessary to talk about it all the time – to…

Yeah, it's weird how people are so preoccupied with the rise of fascism in this country.

Officially the least great Great Job Internet yet, and that's saying something.

Will they still turn into Bill Clinton, or are we going to have Donald Trump shitting all over himself in addition to the country?

You know who the president is, right? Even if it's on camera, nobody gives a shit.

That's the video I was looking for, thank you. Respeck my neck!

Your story doesn't check out.