Why doesn’t Adam come to my desk and cheer me on? I’m a winner too.

Carson Wentz will win Super Bowl MVP this year, fuck you.

I’m always amazed that anybody goes to any NFL game.

Imagine knowing that there were children being enslaved out there and being like, “You know what, I shouldn’t talk about this to all these reporters, it might distract them from their rightful focus on Matt Hasselbeck.”

“I agree with Trent’s position on this and I spent the better part of 40 years not letting something as horrible as child rape interfere with my responsibilities to my football team.”

I wasn’t sure where I stood on this while Kaepernick issue, but now I’m glad it happened because it is going to force us to confront an ugly fact that no one wants to acknowledge and many young people don’t believe is even possible:

Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.

Trent Dilfer would be selling insurance in Visalia if a mostly black Ravens defense hadn’t carried his replacement-level ass to a Lombardi Trophy. He might want to sit this one out.

if the Daily Show has taught me anything it’s that replacing a middle-aged man with someone named Trevor is going to be a disaster.

You can shoot out of it. You can shoot pigs out of it.

I’m no fan of Cam Newton but this is getting ridiculous. These people are out there killing each other.

That explains the glasses, at least.

Playing college football is a privilege, not a right. If you can’t have the integrity to avoid illegally purchasing pencils for school, then you can’t be trusted to risk your long term health for the profit of your institution.

This is exactly why, when I go to sporting events, I try to avoid any controversy my actions might cause during the national anthem by ducking out to the concourse to take a piss just before it starts to play.

Not any more than she did. She’s entitled to protest if she’d like, but nobody’s obligated to give her a platform on which to do it.

When reached for comment, Lochte said it would be “like, FOREVER” until he was able to splash and play with his friends again.

Was the windshield tinted black?

I literally just read every comment under this story (including grays), and there isn’t a single one that says or implies anything negative about the way Chew has led his life.

Of all of the bizarre political twists and turns this country has taken, the strangest one is this: the fetishizing, and elevating, of symbolic gestures, while actual words and actions have become almost irrelevant.