He did, but ultimately his request to trademark the crucifix was denied.

If you’re the type of person who plays Bucs vs. Broncos in Philadelphia, maybe the game isn’t the only thing with a glitch.

Also - I delete emails all the time and it's definitely not illegal.

What if the deleted emails were racist? You’d never know because they are deleted.

Welp, looks like I’ve got to update my “graves to piss on” list.

“I don’t want to speak your language”

You know what’s funny? I was actually thinking “while I wish Kaepernick would stand for the national anthem and honor his country, I totally understand and respect his decision. If his stance helps, even in a small way, to shed some more light on issues facing minorities in this country, then it was worth it.”

Candles? You fucking these drugs?

I feel the same way about overly gigantic tie knots.

Plenty of leverage. He doesn’t play this year, then reenters the draft and is a 1st round pick again.

When we get our hands on that text message the NFL and the Hall of Fame have a serious, serious problem and we expect this to reach all the way to the top.

He said “so every other play didn’t end with a shredded ligament.” Why don't YOU try some reading comprehension?

Word has it he has already been accepted at Baylor.

Ummmmm, what the fuck kind of seats are those? You may as well sit in the parking lot.

From the looks of that picture, I'd say his most immediate problem is camel toe.

I bet Ryan will be really impressed with himself when he reads this.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

Guess Percy doesn’t really Chugg that much.

Bird: Don't get too close guys. I heard you can die from contact.

Birds, showing why we invented the word "birdbrain," don't have the visual or spatial acuity to tell the difference between "outside" and "a reflection of outside."