Todd Stashwick

Shut. UP.

Universal should make a dark & gritty remake of Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein with Natasha Lyonne & Melanie Lynskey as the comedy duo, Mads Mikkelsen as Dracula, and Bruce Campbell as the Wolf Man

Sony Pictures Exec: I don’t care how it did in theaters! People online are STILL talking about Morbius! You'd have to be an idiot NOT to make a sequel!

InstaPot Carnitas rule. Even impressed my Latinx sister-in-law.

Based on El Muerto and Madame Web getting movies, I can only assume that the other two are the result of Sony negotiating the rights from Marvel to make movies of Elf with a Gun and Brute Force. 

Damn, yeah, I can see him as Blade actually. And great as Ali is, by the time we actually get to see him as Blade he’ll be in his 50's, which is older than you’d think they’d want to be starting a character’s journey at.

It’s amazing how many of our common maxims have been shortened over time, and in so doing, have had their original intentions completely flipped on their head.

John David Washington would have been the perfect Blade. I love Ali, in fact I think he’s one of the best actors working, but in my head canon, he’s already in the MCU because of Luke Cage. 

But then I lose the other features this devices provides. I’m Japanese, I eat a lot of rice and not having a dedicated rice cooker on the counter with other devices is a god send in a small 2 bed room apartment.

I’m suggesting that it doesn’t sound reasonable for the hiring of actors to require the same degree of background check as a Top Secret security clearance.

Yeah, I don’t get it either. Dumpster meals? I suppose, if that’s how you want to feel about what you’re eating.

Why all the Instant Pot hate lately? “Oh, it’s for lazy millennials to make trash food.”

Can we just get John David Washington in as Kang and be done with it? Then we can have Denzel as older variants and finally get him in the MCU too.

Yeah, it’s generally forgotten today that the general consensus among fans back in the ‘90s was that Return of the Jedi was a mediocre sellout movie, at least until Phantom Menace came out. And now RotJ is in the Library of Congress, and TPM is approaching “beloved classic” status.

Exactly. I make a lot of carnitas in mine. Is it as good as proper slow simmered carnitas on the stove for hours? No. But I’m also not taking the time to do that at home.

Pressure cookers and slow cookers are the best thing for working families! In the time it takes to warm up our oven, we can have a soup or stew burbling, and I can go do other things (even leaving the house) while it finishes. Yes, I also take umbrage at the distain of the author. They must be a fry-pan cook. That…

“But... but... every dollar we give to writers is one less dollar we can use on sex workers and blow for ourselves!”

Half your kitchen space? It’s a 12" cube. Are you cooking in a 1/2 bath?

I’m not a business genius or anything, but I think in this day and age it’s all about “line going up” and companies aren’t content to sell millions and reap profits, they have to be constantly increasing profits over and over again forever, which isn’t sustainable and can often lead to companies overextending…