Mickey’s foot is tapping to keep the beat of the ass whippping of Desantis.

Disney is weird on what they advertise on Disney Plus. They have had the Simpsons on that top banner for years at this point. Then other things just pop up on the New on Disney row but if you aren’t checking on a regular basis it gets pushed out of view.

They have totally nailed Superman/Kent. He’s just fundamentally a good guy, not some neck snapping emo floating distantly in the sky.

“The people who never joined Twitter were the wisest of all.”

“And it doesn’t actually reflects the actual, complex political structures of the slavery system in the Ottoman empire”

My favorite part of that scene is Conan’s reaction. He is very unhappy but can’t find fault in the logic and just stews.

Exactly, that soundtrack makes the movie. Not just the iconic Conan theme but other great scenes like when Conan burns the temple. It just build slowly.  It wouldn’t be the same without it.

“A girl licked my butthole once. In fear or a shock, I accidentally kicked her in the face.”

“she’s licking married butt”

Maybe this bizarre video is meant to make people forget about supporting that other butthole.

“How many of these have to fail before Sony recognizes that it’s a lost cause?”

Mickey voice: “You bought a ticket to ride motherfucker. The ride is over when I say it’s over, bitch!”

Brutal but still made me laugh.

“country government”

“these sites are becoming useless on mobile”

Doesn’t seen fair but Olyphant’s career never seems to match his great acting.  He should be a bigger star than he is.

“Well, Patrick Stewart was in his early 40s when TNG started”

“...the story apparently sees Santa Claus “turn into a werewolf on Christmas Eve and wreak havoc in a small seaside town” only to cross “a local YouTuber” who “sets off on an adventure to save Christmas from this new threat.”

“Basically, what I expected was the story of the crew of Pike’s Enterprise, not (with the exception of Spock, whose presence in “The Cage” means he belongs there) the story of the future crew of Kirk’s.”

“But the bigger wtf for me was that Spock planted the last one INSIDE THE BRIDGE. How TF does that work?”