The New York Post covered this story this morning, but their headline said: Typical Millennial Asks For A Free Ride

I broke my arm when I was 13. When they took off the cast, my tendons had healed a little too tight. I found out that I could throw a baseball incredibly fast. I got signed to a major league team and did really well closing out games. I eventually reinjured my arm later in the season and had to retire. But I’ll always…

As a final fitting tribute to the punter, the family gives up possessions.

The Australians are simply used to their toilet water draining the opposite way down the walls.

I have a feeling NBC is not going to report on the problems very much. They want shiny, happy, uplifting stories.

You’d think the mayor would appreciate somebody who didn’t dwell on Rio’s problems.

I would absolutely love it if Trump has scheduled a bunch of random citizens with the same name as famous athletes. How great would it be to see them announce “Tim Tebow” and have some random scrawny kid from Arizona walk in?

When a man who spent the best years of his life being protected by the Pouncey brothers and “slinging” passes to Aaron Hernandez and Percy Harvin refuses to get roped into your dumpster fire, where exactly do you go from there?

Truth! What else are you gonna do when you have no team to root for.

Take it to the Supreme Court. Might as well. Why not?

Four years of Trump for four games of Brady?

As a Boston resident who is not a Patriots (or NFL for that matter) fan, let me be the first to say...

I can’t wait to read Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s Ballghazi opinion.

Please, PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE let the Supreme Court decision end in a 4-4 tie.

Is it too much to hope that Brady now appears with Trump at the GOP convention? He can ask Trump to name his cousin Bom Trady (who, except for the mustache and facial scar, is a dead ringer for Tom) to the Supreme Court.

FAAAAAAAAAACK! FACK YOU, RAWDGAH! FACK YOU, FEDAHRAL CAWTS! PATRIOT NATION AND TAWMY BRADY WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL! NO ONE DENIES THIS!

This ruling really lets the air out of his case! Haha. My wife left me.

“He died doing what he loved.”

Ole! Good fucking riddance.

Alternate headline: “Asshole Dies For Doing Asshole Things.”