Pornhub has reported a surge of “Matthew Notre Dame” searches in the Miami, Florida area.

Hope there aren’t any scissor lifts in use.

Update from Arlington: Tony Romo was also injured on this play.

I don’t even know how she could go about bringing it up. It might be too gross to touch directly.

Oh man. Hillary is going to bait him, and he’s going to lead with his chin once again. He’ll start spewing out all the stuff Bill said to him on the golf course as though it’s Hillary’s fault. Then he’ll “segue” into how Hillary shamed the women Bill cheated on her with.

The Rosie O’Donnell and Miss Universe stuff was pretty horrible but this stuff is another level of gross.

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

Honestly, what the fuck is it going to take to get this dude out of our faces finally? I can’t even imagine what rock bottom is at this point

As a Six-*shotgun blast*

The Israeli club retaliated by appropriating the fertile portions of the stadium for farming.

Unsolicited Extra Fingers in the Ass?

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

I am hoping to be wrong, but are terrorists running his twitter?

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Ah a nice long read to kill the last hour at the office. Thanks!

My wife mocked the quad box last weekend. “It’s just four boxes it’s not that cool!” Divorced her immediately.

Doing the Bull Dance, feeling the flow.

He only made the putt because someone in the crowd told the ball to “get in the hole.”

Best putt by an American at the Ryder Cup in 20 years

Are you Ed Hochuli? Don’t answer if you are, just post your Mon/Tues/Wed/Fri/Sat bicep workouts and supplement routine and we’ll know.