I’m guessing Ronaldo. You know dude has Google Alerts set for his own name

He only gets my vote if he can recite from memory the new rule on what a catch is.

Horse≠Person

I VOTE FOR ROGER GOODDELL. He truly knows how to mete out RIGHTEOUS FURY to the fucking filthy masses who play in the National Football League.

whoever agrees to appear in person to accept the award, they got my vote.

Tomsula isn’t just the sports person of the year, but janitor, tanner, aspestos remover, daycare driver, lawn maintenence, fireplace sweeper, AND scrap recycler of the year. The choice is obvious people.

The Rio Police have planned accordingly:

Here is a comprehensive list:

He uses Bing.

Wilson: Wow, it’s like someone took a massive load off my chest.

I’m sure it was eclectic, rustic, fun, casual, and intimate.

Her liberal use of the word “tots” always

Jake Plummer is fucking great. He’s right on this. He was right on calling out the bullshit done after his friend Pat Tillman’s death. Awesome player. Great dude.

Jake Plummer > Peyton Manning (from a Broncos fan).

The tiny monster that lives inside the saggy flesh suit we know as Jerry Jones has a caustic reaction to marijuana smoke. If players just start lighting up around him the tiny monster will be forced to slither out the anus of the flesh suit and burrow back down to the depths of hell from where it came. Do the math…

If that’s not the mission statement of this very site, I can’t think of a better one.

Well looks like I have a new favorite Plummer in the NFL (Sorry, Tomsula).

When I saw the line-up last night, I knew that we were going to get murdered. Please let this be the last stand of retreads like Wondo and Beckerman.

Hot Take incoming: Going off of the list of sports LeBron could excel at from yesterday’s Fun Bag I’m prepared to say that Lebron could have stopped that Messi free kick.