Here’s a translation for anyone curious:

Univision is running a preemptive disclaimer apologizing for homophobic slurs:

My dad owned an Ali-themed corner bar in Louisville KY in the early 90's. Ali would come in periodically before the illness set in. I, as a youngin, played foosball in the game room every night. One night, around 1992, Ali came in and challenged me to a best of 5. He beat me in 4 and said “Son, you got some nuts going…

The man wasn’t perfect but that’s entirely the point. He lived his life on his terms at a time when a black man was not supposed to be able to. He was brash, cocky, and unapologetic about it. He paid a huge price for this, yet never backed down. Great fighter, even better civil rights icon. The world lost a great man…

If you haven’t seen When We Were Kings, you should use this as an excuse to watch it.

Sadly, animal heaven is just a zoo in human heaven.

HOT TAKE:
Harambe wanted death more than continuing to live in Ohio.

Somewhere up in animal heaven, Cecil the lion and Harambe the Gorilla are sharing a joint and shakin their heads at all this.

You said Doritos. All the Doritos!

Let this fucking five-alarm dumpster fire burn to the ground. Sweep up the ashes and start anew.

The Rise and Fall of FIFA needs to be a Netflix series.

Did Spaeth honestly think that the station would just ignore the first two answers and go with the third answer? Didn’t either of them see the red light on the camera through all this and realize, “Oh crap, we’re so screwed?”

Ken Starr’s world:

Bravo to KWTX!

The number of people who play cricket: Massive.

“Get ready to shred, brah!”

What I don’t understand:

I’ve been watching sports on mute for nearly ten years now. Highly recommend. I only turn up the sound when it looks like something controversial just went down.

Remember when Hitler promised to eat his shoe if he lost the war?

I assume a Browns jersey comes out.