Typical of soccer to have an important match decided in a shootout.

Looks like the pitcher’s gonna have to....BEAR down harder next time! WACHA-WACHA!

The Cardinals have lost 22 games. Jorge Soler’s number is 68. Michael Wacha’s number is 52.

Why is Pierre McGuire interviewing our IT guy?

Its horrible morally. But really how many of us are here to discuss morales? Watching grown ass men slug it out is way more entertaining television.

“Had no idea today was Jose Bautista bobblehead day.” (Via @DriveThruDuck)

I like Jose Bautista quite a bit, but apparently I like him getting punched in the face even more.

They’re from Texas. I’m pretty sure they couldn’t locate Canada on a map

I want to make that gif of Bautista getting punched into soap so I can bathe in it.

Rougie has assured his permanent place in Rangers lore.

“Donnybrook” and “big fleshpile” used in the same clip. Wonderful.

Can’t wait for the “Fire Matheny!” grumblings to start up.

A Cardinals losses blog

I come for the recap, I stay for the angry Cardinals fans in the comments.

Tried moving diagonally; now he’s off the board. Checkmate.

Looks like an MCL/ACL injury based on his level of pain and how he lands awkwardly on his knee.

No, literally no one is. It is every single other person’s number one favoirite thing, without question.

I’m not going to freak out until I hear Madagascar has closed its borders.

I think we know exactly how shitty it’s going to be.

Kind of like someone who goes to a Trump rally and brings a friend?