At least Mourinho will know how to park the bus correctly.

Van Gaal’s park the bus strategy fails again.

PBR will go with ‘Merica and checkmate.

Not funny, or accurate. Canada laughs at your attempts to prove you’re “better” than it in some way.

As I went walking I saw a sign there
And on the sign it said “No Trespassing.”
But on the other side it didn’t say nothing,
That side was made for you and me.

“Make America great again!”

What a bold move. America is the one entity who won’t sue you for using their trademark. It’s a free for all!

Every time you drink an America this summer, I vow to donate to an organization that abuses clydesdale horses.

What do you mean “apparently blind”? All true soccer fans will tell you that refs are blind.

My attention and efforts are focused on the participation in and preparation for a championship season:

I’m cautious about being played by people pretending to be better when they’re not (and just mad they got caught and willing to recite lines fed by a publicist to get people to leave him alone). But if we deny the possibility that our worst moments can be overcome, we may as well just give the fuck up on everybody,…

Wouldn’t it have been simpler to just PhotoShop the original picture?

His behind-the-ears tattoo signifies that he’s killed a career.

Well he certainly didn’t turn himself into a NFL QB.

Lived on the same floor as him Freshman year at Central Michigan. Only hung out with him a few times but seemed like a great guy. Not the way I wanted to see his name pop back up. RIP.

The best part about the #nevertrump movement is that they were pinning their hopes on this asshole.

Just imagine how good he’s going to feel when he finally takes that human-skin suit off and lets his dorsal venom sac breathe.

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

Austin was just trying to play basketball and a Trump rally broke out.