It’s important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That’s why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.
Firecracker? Pussies, Vespa tossing is where it’s at for the real Ultras.
Heh, it’s so optimistic to think that there’ll be jobs left for our kids. Me, I’m preparing my kids for Thunderdome. Their practice with spears and spikes welded onto a dune buggy will definitely edge out anyone with a bachelors of arts degree in 2030.
Socialist Amateurs.
I made a fuckin’ meme.
Probably the hospital.
Cleveland could always use a middling quarterback to turn into a bad quarterback.
The police deserve a world of shit for how they behaved during and after this disaster.
D-E-F-L-A-T-I-N-G. First comes the needle, then comes the pressure gauge, the comes Goodell in a frothing rage!
“Make America Flate Again!”
Don’t worry Spider Man is on this.
Knowing what we know now, Chipotle got the better end of the deal.
“I sold your mom to ISIS for a Chipotle gift card” made me laugh so hard
She probably breathes through her nose really well also.
Two Brazilian cyclists died? That’s horrible. How many is a Brazilian anyway?