This just made me flash on that SATC episode where Trey gets Charlotte a cardboard baby.

When you’ve been dating 5 years and marriage is really important to you then walk away when that ring don’t come. Or you don’t have the balls to propose yourself. Especially, if you’re the feminist you claim to be. When you’re publicly begging your man for a ring, you’re DONE and it’s hard to respect the…

Asked for a quote from Millie Bobby Brown about walking the red carpet without her castmates she said “it’s my prerogative.”

My mom sat on the couch next to me, listening to Oprah, tearing up because she’s one of those unnamed single moms who worked her ass off to make sure I went to college and had every opportunity. Which made me tear up. So now I need to go out in that world and be the biggest badass I can be, so I can make Mom and…

My parents lived near that building 50 years ago and my mom was OBSESSED with trying to spot her. Then one day, my mom was pushing my brother in a baby carriage and Greta Garbo was walking towards them. As she passed my mom, she said, “you’re baby is beautiful”.

But people aren’t happy to serve you broccoli and crackers is the thing. Just explaining. The type of person making special dishes for you would be more wracked with guilt by not providing you with a good meal than wracked by the anxiety of figuring out what the hell to feed you.

Because the country that you are visiting wants to be sure that you will be able to leave by the time you have to leave. They don’t want you “stuck” there because your passport is expired.

I feel its more insidious than that.

Obama ordered a burger with Dijon once so they’re both bad if you think about it.

Whatever he just found out Mueller has must be amazing. He does have a pattern of creating tweet freakouts when stuff he wants to be unnoticed is about to drop. The more he wants us to LOOK OVER THERE the more outlandish and lurid his tweet spasms get.

No, he can’t. His belly is too large.

“Me-sa gonna stick something up your butt, Christian”

^^ THIS ^^

I think my favorite thing to come out of this entire horrible trainwreck is the realization that the American system is a little more bulletproof than I gave it credit for, i.e. many aspects of the government can, and have, basically told Trump to eat shit and they’re not even going to bother pretending to give a fuck…

This is an odd scenario, I’m sure the wife was shocked

Oh for sure. But she should save it for Carol and Sharon at bingo.  

The vibe I get from Meghan’s sister is that Meghan was the scapegoat child in an abusive, narc family and now that she’s gone no contact and is successful without them, they’re desperately trying to regain control of the narrative.

This is the first time I’ve actually seen what Meghan Markle’s half-sister looked like. And damn. I knew she was older than Meghan but didn’t realize she was that much older.

You guys, Alfred (“Al”) Rava is my neighbor and is a fucking terrorist on Nextdoor. His favorite online pastimes are threatening to sue others who say a bad word against him, ACTUALLY’ing people, and responding to ads to clarify the terms of their policies. He is a nightmare human being.

I’ve always thought of it as a defense mechanism. Imagine you’re the first black president and throughout your entire presidency, people are throwing the most offensive racist shit at you. Then the loudest and most obnoxious of the whole incapable and embarrassing lot actually wins the election after you and does…