Excuse me, no. Little Women is Professor Bhaer’s most famous film.

It’s one of my favorite movies, but there’s no way Miller’s Crossing is more famous than The Usual Suspects.

As a Fermentation major *pushes glasses up nose, gets shoved into a mash tun by a AB InBev rep*, there are actual definitions for “craft brewery” and “microbrewery,” namely annual production of less than 6 million barrels and 15000 barrels, respectively. There’s also the “independent” aspect where less than 25 percent…

I recently saw a bottle of salt that was labeled GMO-free, which is pretty amazing considering that this sea salt is an inorganic mineral, which means that label was unnecessary in every possible way.

A point of argument. I wouldn’t call The Usual Suspects Byrne’s most famous film. That would be Miller’s Crossing.

BTW, #TeamCoenBros never molested anyone.

During the few years between graduating college and moving out of my parents, if I got shithoused on a Saturday night and woke my parents up when I’d walk in at 3:00am, my dad would drag me out of bed the next morning to go 7:00am mass.

Is there any worse place to be hungover than IKEA?

My guess is that Brock is trying to get off the sex offender registry. Daddy’s friends will always give him a job, but the sex offender registry is its own nasty beast that he can’t buy his way out of.

It’s like your racist aunt’s forwarded emails became sentient, coagulated into a semi-human form, developed narcissistic personality disorder and dementia, and were voted into the Oval Office.

He is just so, so, so fucking stupid. There really aren’t any other words for it. He is just colossally, monumentally stupid.

My adoption of my daughter became official this past Thursday. My husband adopted her, too. It was pretty fucking awesome. I worked so hard to get her back. So many years. Feels good as hell, y’all.

He is also on tape bragging about sexual assault, and he was never held accountable for that either. It is becoming rapidly clear there is literally nothing Trump will do that will cause Republican lawmakers, let alone his rabid base, to abandon him. The Republicans sold their souls by keeping Trump around; they’ve…

I knew Trump’s fat sphincter mouth would eventually incriminate him.

RIP Yetta.

I’d definitely watch a Nanny reboot, but it won’t be the same without Yetta.

LW1; you’re already disowned. Your parents just haven’t thrown the shit fit yet.

This week’s column actually solves itself.

First questioner: I know you want your family to accept you, but your family already doesn’t accept you. Your mother may pretend to accept you, but she does not accept who you are. It sounds like your father will not accept who you are either. I think you need to realize those facts. Also they sound like shitty shitty…

Based on people’s reactions to celebrities who re-home a pet (i.e. Pratt, Dunham, Markle) I suspect there will be a lot of comments unhappy with that advice to LW3, but it’s right and good. That family deserves better than to live with animals that attack them, and those cats deserve to have a home where they don’t…

I prefer the Danica Roem approach: Don’t ask people to vote for you because of who you are, ask people to vote for you because of what you can do for the state.