Fabulous. Also - a cheapie Rimmel bronzer I tried this summer turned me bright orange if you’re looking to match his mutant sweet potato glow

What are you doing for the hair?! A skinned squirrel?

Guys I’m at city hall waiting to vote right now! I’m so overcome with joy to be able to cast my vote not only for our first female president but a kick ass human being.

You JUST TRY to pry my concealer, brow pencil, foundation and mascara from my ruddy skin, pale lash self with weird eyebrows. I’ll take all you flawless bitches down!

No snark intended, but wasn’t he the guy who allegedly got Amanda Bynes hooked on drugs or something? I feel like I saw a blind item about this.

Unlike latkes, bagels and circumcision, this is a Jewish tradition I do not understand. Letters are free yo, hit your kid up with some extras.

The fuck is that?! Jesus Kim, get it together.

As a St Louis native, this saddens my heart. I had believed some strides were made in the wake of the Michael Brown killing, but occurrences like this remind me that we haven’t gone far enough. It’s not enough to invest in body cams, we need to invest more in police training and screening. Specifically referring to St…

Bathtub eating tho? I basically classify that as my #1 hobby.

The question sometimes isn’t “Is it art,” but rather “is it good art”? This is not good art.

That is not Brit Brit. That is Rachel Zoe. (Right?! Am I the only one seeing this?!)

I had my fling over this weekend and he’s super into latex lingerie. (Ugh, I know). Got a get up to entice him with. Felt like my crotch was shoved into a Ziploc that squeaked when I walked and now I have rash. God, the lengths we’ll go to...the stuff above looks totally comfortable by comparison!!

If I ever have a daughter, Liesl is my go to girl’s name and everyone I’ve ever shared this with seems to hate it. Whatevs, #lieslforever

THANK YOU for a wonderfully succinct comment. As the scapegoat of a NPD mother, I’ve tried to explain to people that Ivanka is clearly the “golden child,” which explains much of her support of her sentient Chucky Doll of a father. It becomes much more complicated than right versus wrong.

My southern great grandfather was a grand wizard in the KKK. His daughter, my grandmother, marched for civil rights and was a wonderful activist in her small Southern town and a die hard liberal. (And was in fact disowned by her own family). Was ecstatic to cast her last vote for Obama before she passed the next year…