When I saw her on Wife Swap with Kate Gosselin, I actually really felt for poor Hank AND Miss Kate. Kate seemed just absolutely astonished a man would cater to her like Hank did to Kendra, and didn't seem to know how to fill Kendra's role on the show...like, she doesn't cook or clean and she has a nanny. You could…

Ditto. I was secret shopped during my retail career (and thank god, the company I formerly worked for tossed out the secret shopper BS years ago, as they realized how ridiculous it can be) and it was a nightmare. A woman in a fitting room had an emergency, a seizure, while she was trying on clothes. The secret shopper…

Several months ago I was hospitalized for 9 days due to Serotonin Syndrome. I got mine through an incompetent doctor and medication interaction, but SS is also what happens when you take an OD of Molly. I apparently spent 3 days out of my damn mind screaming at the nurses about my tour in 'Nam. (Note: I am a 30yo…

I used to think cats were the biggest assholes, and only good for drowning in a sack in a river. Until my former roommate came home with a rescue lab...who never shit outside, only in my bed and ate all my panties. Maybe asshole cats are the way to go.

As a former server, I was totally fine with someone using my name. Just don't get wasted and call out my name while you're spanking my butt as I set down your drinks. (Shockingly, I "accidentally" spilled three beers in that gentleman's lap).

My secret hope is Anna somehow gets ALLLLLL the Honey Boo Boo money from June, adopts the younger girls, makes a ton of money on some follow up reality show and they all live happily ever after.

I shamelessly admit to watching Honey Boo Boo on occasion and those little girls are pretty adorable. They can come stay with me, I may not be mother material but I believe in vegetables and I don't date child predators.

This may sound weird, but I had a hard time with using marijuana to treat migraines when I smoked it (For some reason, the smoking aspect made my headache...well, not worse necessarily but I just felt weird and hyper sensitive). When I switched to oil, it made ALL the difference in the world. Maybe because its…

Because, Missouri.

That's what's so nutty about the whole thing. Had they not lied on the bankruptcy papers, there's a good chance MOST if not ALL of the debt would have been discharged, the Feds may not have investigated/pursued the fraud charges and they could have started all over on her Fabellini (or whatever the hell its called)…

I don't think I've ever forgiven mine. But I have moved on to a better place of peace and understanding that sorta kinda feels like forgiveness. Maybe that's what she means.

Literally every single outfit worn by Doris Day in "Pillow Talk"

Exactly. Or maybe Tony Soprano...at least there might be some pasta involved. Mmmmmm...baked ziti.

If I could be certain a murderer wouldn't murder ME, I may prefer them to homophobes. Somewhat decent people can commit crimes of passion, no decent person is a homophobe.

I think I read once that there were several potential lawsuits that could have been filed against Brit Brit stemming from some of the stuff she did during her breakdown, making even more details about it public fodder. Apparently there was some thought that the conservatorship protected her against that.

I was trying to think about my restrictions as a kid, where I was allowed to go, etc. I do remember buying a bike with my First Communion money at the age of 7, and after that, my parents were lucky if I came home in time for dinner. Also to add - my mother was insanely strict, almost helicopter parent. I had a crazy…

I don't have cystic acne, but I DO have a tendency to get massive pimples (usually one or two at a time) on my chin. (Deep enough to leave some scarring/discoloration). Doctor said it wasn't real acne, more inflammation of nerve endings when I get stressed. Anywho, started taking a combo of Magnesium/Riboflavin for…

Yes. My parents (who in fact live in St Louis) lived across the street from a "gentleman" dubbed by both the neighbors and the media as "Lester the Molester." (His name was actually Lester, unfortunately, given the later situation). Between the media, camera crews, the bad ju-ju amongst the neighbors over the ensuing…

As a somewhat StL native/resident...this is not surprising. In the least. However, I really thought nothing could top the Cheetos killing.

I know him "personally." (MN resident, big Catholic family very active in the church, charitable organizations, etc). He's just about the creepiest f'ing person you could ever meet. Major "it puts the lotion on its skin" vibe.