I heard that pot changes spark plugs on Subarus. It’s totally true. A man in long hair told me.

“Tax evasion designed in California” As theses “American” tax evading companies like to write on their products.

You know how bears just wait at a waterfall for the salmon to jump into his mouth. This is exactly the same thing.

Remember when the japanese used to design the most beautiful cars? S2000, Rx7??

The sad thing about this quote is that I could also apply it to other gears, and it is still valid.

Seriously..

Don’t forget that everything that is wrong in this word is due to men. Dropped your coffee? Thanks Obama Men.

And then people are surprized when somebody like Trumps gets to be the next president of the united states of America.