This website is literally everything it claims to hate. Be gone! 

I am profoundly disappointed that her response isn’t a blood-soaked rampage filled with “fucks” and racial slurs, choreographed stylishly to an under-appreciated song and featuring her feet prominently framed. 

Will Clint Eastwood make an appearance?

Wasn’t there a chipmunk character (I think on Animaniacs) who wanted to make it in Hollywood, but every time he got screwed up he just wrote peoples’ names in a book and said “When I’m famous, I’ll make a point not to like you!”
The conversation between him & his mom made me think of that.

Oh, you’re not supposed to say that. I tried it with Britney Spears and people didn’t like it.

Was there any commentary as to the health and well-being of the young woman’s knees?

*wack*
There! ‘Ee moved!

Helloooo Polly!

Ironically, The Blind Banker was incredibly sensitive and nuanced in its portrayal of visually impaired financial experts.

But I like Asian flute music!

Lovely plumage!

E’s not dead. E’s pining for the fjords!

Maybe not your life

Who’s that one dude remind me of?

Depends, can I keep the dead bird that’s in there?

I watched Golden Girls with my grandmother.

Does anybody know how often these guys bathe?

“I came to get my chafing dish!”

I’d swear you were describing a Hanna-Barbera cartoon.

“Boomer porn” is giving me some weird thoughts.