you ass...you made me spit my dr brown’s cream soda.

Decant your booze into travel containers and put it into your toiletry kit? You’re limited to 3.3 oz for each bottle obviously, but you could probably fit at least 12 ounces worth in a standard TSA approved 1 quart toiletry bag. Then once you’re past security, you can pour it into a water or soda bottle.

Miles Teller? Dexter Fletcher? Armie Hammer? You’re not fooling anyone, Gabrielle, we know you’re just pulling these names out of a 1930s pulp detective book.

To be fair, and this is coming from a Philly-area sports fan, that is just standard Philly sports fan behavior (that is, the most idiotic and “cliche asshole Philly sports fan” of us).

Probably assumed he’d be shot once the cops arrived. 

How the hell do you sneak alcohol on a plane? I’m pretty sure they’re going to notice your 6 pack when going through security.

I guess buy something at duty free if your flying international, but that’s not exactly subtle. 

Wow! someone looks at the world thru racist glasses! I say don’t nominate white people at all!

Not outrageous. I have to say, I do enjoy getting a nice buzz on when I fly, and I’d be kind of annoyed if I was no longer trusted as an adult to make adult decisions about what I can and can’t drink. But my frustration would be targeted at the assholes who apparently can’t hold their liquor and have spoiled it for…

JOIN ME IT IS WARM IN HERE

FINALLY!!!

Professional actress can do monologue. Great stuff.

Got killed back in the 70s.

I’m.... gonna take credit for it.  I need a win this week.  =)

Honestly, this is about what I got.  =)

Not one mention of Willow?

I seriously had to stop and think for a second to remind myself that Val Kilmer wasn’t actually in Hot Shots!.

How silly can you get?!

‘Val Kilmer To Be Liquidated In Amazon Restructure’

I misread the headline as Val Kilmer Acquired by Amazon.