may I offer you a tissue?

They are not people.

People seem to like this Aubrey.

They also buy bottled water. Can you fucking believe that?

and he was nice to Charlyne Yi.

and I do not respect that.

Looks like he ate the flower moon. As a prelude to devouring Connecticut.

37???

“Point”? What is this “point” you speak of? This is the Kinja AV Club!

Gary Oldman. But he was so convincingly made up as Cinderella that nobody noticed.

Gay kocken offen yom!

I won’t tell if you won’t!

Cool, I’m batting 1000.
I was raised that other peoples’ money is
NONE OF MY FUCKING BUSINESS!
According to my family’s totally unimpeachable values, there is no “value” to any of this “conversation”, so therefore, YOU are the one who is the ball licker!
Not a contest, but I win.

What am I, John Oliver over here?

Holy shit! Guys, Citric here is neither an actor nor a millionaire!
Jesus, this changes the whole tone of the discussion!
I am an actor, not a millionaire. Let me hip you to “how it is”:
DON’T ever sign anything. Your mark will follow you to Heaven. Your paper is worthless.

Well, everything’s funnier when you don’t wear pants.

Emma Stone wanted to read for that part!

Not everything’s about gender. Sometimes it’s about money.

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