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I wonder what Ivanka thinks about communism and AI?

What is a plutocraft?

It’s not a joke, it’s a documentary.

He’s going “Total Gary Oldman” on this one!

He may make his living in the movies; but don’t you ever forget he’s really all about the music.

Critical Race Theory is a single book. There, I said it.

Christopher F. Rufo...AKA “The Rufe”

Absurd mental gymnastics gets a lot of people through the day.

Amber Ruffin: for when getting yelled at by Samantha Bee isn’t enough for ya.

Or at least organize some form of charity basketball tourney.

Wow, nothing more gangsta than yo moms reporting your arrest.

Looks like he’s about to crawl out of your television and gnaw on your furniture.

NO ONE counts the fucking Art Fleming years!

“Assassin” is such a great word because it’s spelled “ass ass”.

I could use Elizabeth Banks, but I’m not going to eat more crappy fast food for it.

That should really come with a warning.

Runnin’ down the gutta with a piece of bread n butta!

There is something you should know: I am your hitman’s wife’s bodyguard’s thief’s lover’s cousin’s uncle’s father’s accountants’ former roommate!
What does that make us?
A bad movie!

They’re bringing in Charlize Theron because she’s so wooden she’s playing a board.

Do you have any numbness in your face?