Oy, enough with the robotic killing! How about some tunafish sandwiches, you're all skin and circuits!

Remember, Jerry—It's not fake news if you believe it.

Yes, they make a absolute cockery of the justice system.

I guess my dream of him teaming up with Eliot Spitzer for a Carlos Danger/Client #9 cabaret show in Vegas is finally dead.

…and of course Glenn Greenwald already has an article out letting us know this is a good thing while also assuring us that Assange the great revealer of truths is still in danger.

Proving once again that girls should stick to TV shows about girl sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.

Your rebellion is over, Mr. Skywalker! Condolences, the Jedi lost! My advice to you is to do what your parents did—become a moisture farmer, sir!

Impeachment is not something that can be wrapped up neatly in 4-5 months. Unless he voluntarily leaves office, this process is going to take a very long time.

Home Improvement secondary characters most likely to engage in fascist behavior:

My show is Bar Rescue. I could watch John Taffer harangue and belittle the incompetent owners of strip mall-adjacent bars for hours and never get tired of it.

They could ask him to come back to the show and he could say no. The thing is that he'd never say no…because of the implication.

Oh, Ray and Elijah will definitely decide to go into the delivery room to provide emotional support, then immediately turn around and leave when a screaming Hannah freaks them out.

I'll second Children of Men. Not because I think people are going to stop having babies, but as resources and arable land become increasingly minimal and concentrated I think we're going to see that same, extremely violent multicultural world of refugees and natives bickering over the scraps.

Nuke this event from orbit. It's the only way to be sure…

Yeah, I guess we can just count you out of everything Hudson!

You just know that he thought that the President was in charge of the guest list at this event, and when he found out that wasn't the case decided to back out…

I really look forward to his long spiral out of any relevance, culminating in a phony attempt to rise from the ashes with his, "What was I thinking being such a stupendous asshole?! I've changed now, please give me more attention, group ___."

How do I get out of this chickenshit administration?

Well I don't agree with his Warren Zevon plagiarizing policy, but I do agree with his Lynyrd Skynyrd plagiarizing policy.

I mean, this guys isn't wrong. A big part of Papadopoulos' schtick is creating an in-group to join in opposition to others. Like a fascist version of letting your freak flag fly. It is a bit similar to Tucker Max encouraging bros to revel in their bro debauchery as an act of rebellion against the percieved openness of…