*Airaid sirens begin blaring*

Someone just gave me an upvote for a years-old old Mad Men comment. I'm going to miss that happening.

Because Nabin put pills in our jellybeans.

Since these comments will all soon be lost to Kinja, why don't we just comment about whatever we want to?

Having actors switch roles in the middle of the movie worked for Lethal Weapon 6, I don't see why it would work here.

Time to go rewatch the old Crossfire interview with Jon Stewart. If you look closely you can actually pinpoint the exact moment Jon shames him into not wearing a bow-tie.

Like I said below, both groups are moralists. And like so many moralists, they turn their attention inward. Instead of trying to spread out the base layer of the "morality pyramid" there is an obsession with rooting out those who are immoral.

Yeah, what I really mean is that these two seemingly disparate groups are very focused on morality. I guess conservative people want to apply morality to preemptively shut down behavior, while so, so many progressives want to simultaneously dismantle social mores while applying their own morality to the aftermath.

You know, there really is this strange overlap of prudishness, judgement, and policing of behavior between lots of progressives focused on social issues and conservatives focused on social issues.

For a thousand generations we commenters were the guardians of snark and puns. Before the dark times, before the Kinja.

So…does the comments section now become like Seeking a Friend For the End of the World or any of those other movies where we know the world is ending soon?

That actually seems like a lot of work. Or, at the very least the kind of work that would make Ernie from Kinja say "actually, I don't have time for that. Just tell those needs to register for Kinja."

I'll support this as long as it's basically Goodfellas in the Star Wars universe, with Jabba in the Paul Sorvino role.

Hopefully this can end at least some people's obsession with "running the country like a business." You all got what you wanted, and it ain't so great, is it?

I have got to dig that book out of whatever box it's in next time I'm home. That one entry about the scientists being abandoned on Dagobah and slowly dying off is pretty terrifying.

Probably need to add a WH at the beginning for Wicked Hawt as well…

I'm just saying, folks, wouldn't it be better if we had bigly relations with Hitler?

I didn't chase the Kaiser dickity six miles for this!

Hypothetically, could WWII have been avoided if internet message boards existed in 1920s Germany?

Do we even need a nuclear apocalypse at this point if people like Kid Rock are going to be our leaders?