Paul Feig: Hey Wiig, you ever been mistaken for a man?

Every about this administration causes me to make that Sopranos, Silvio Dante style, 'Mutha' fucka'' face…

Fuckin' protests, how do they work?

This week I heard Adagio for Strings a.k.a. the music playing when Willem Dafoe is gunned down in Platoon. It really brought some drama to the act of buying milk and vegetables.

Donny was a bigly swindler, and a bigly man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved his taco bowls, and gold furniture…and as a golfer he explored the greens from Bedminster, NJ. to Charlotte, N.C….and up to…Philadelphia.

"These damn wiener kids shouldn't be learning about counting and spelling from some Islamic Commie puppets funded by my taxes! It should come from their local youth pastor or Christian charity group…or, if their parents are minori—uh, I mean too lazy to send them to school, they'll simply forego such services.…

I'm sorry, I still can't get over the fact that there is a tubby, belligerent, white conservative media personality named Mancow. Man…cow.

*Comes home drunk and sees the header image, immediately begins drooling and craving delicious breakfast food.*

Just started reading The Nix, by Nathan Hill. Given than it is about 600 pages and I am in grad school, my only hope is that Trump is impeached before I finish it.

It's not mentioned, but how much does everyone want to bet that when he, "Appeared at the door in his boxer shorts," he was also wearing dress socks?

I already had one in the shower.

I believe Luke will be auditing her like Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Joaquin Phoenix in The Master.

"Internet Nazis."

Yeah, we should Leia off those.

Where is Trump's Tab!?

Man, someone really needs to strangle 2016 to death with a giant chain and then blow up the hover-barge it's corpse is laying in.

Isn't that Nixon's Enemies List?

Isn't that Nixon's Enemies List?

Excuse me, my son is also named Abort.

Supposedly, they are making some big changes to get everyone excited. I've got four words that are going to change the way you think about Star Wars moving forward. Star. Wars. In. Space.