It's so dank, every single meme has so much trending going on.

*Arthur's zany rabbit friend bursts into the room minutes after getting some unfettered access to his mom's computer, slams down a $1 bill on the table*

This thing needs to be rounded up by some shadowy government security types, driven to a remote forrest somewhere in the continental United States, and executed…like those human-alien hybrids from The X Files.

Now this is stunt casting!

Don't you need Americans close by to provide winning hockey? Canada would wither away without it.

*Moby dedicates song condemning Trump*

Wasn't Morrissey one of the Little Rascals?

I saw Cafe Society. I was pretty disappointed, in that it was neither especially funny or serious. just a kind of meandering paean to something that no longer exists. As Tony Soprano would say, "Remember when…" is the lowest form of conversation, and that's especially true when the 'remember when…' is a time so long…

Maybe people on the AV Club like Simpsons references, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know.

I finally got myself an apartment! This may not sound like a big deal, but trying to find an apartment in New York with my budget that isn't a dank hole has been pretty stressful. Now I get to stress about moving my shit!

That swing sounds like a real conversation piece. I'd put it in the living room, surrounded by couches and divans.

Wait…is this more than just two movie trailers edited together?!

Personally, I think Lando may have been responsible. We all know he's been trying to get back control of the Millennium Falcon for quite some time…

There seems to be a small backlash against shows with characters indulging in bad behavior that is keeping some people from watching this, but as someone who is prone to being a snarky jerk I guess I'm predisposed to enjoy it…and I kind of secretly prefer Julie to Broad City's Illana. It is heavily referential in its…

Han Solo: The College Years!

Requiem For A Dream 2.

This is the kind of stunt casting a show is forced to go through when it's beaten in the rating by A Connie Chung Christmas.

I love when Bruce Willis drops Hans Solo off the Nakatomi Plaza in Die Hard.

Obi-Wan Remembers The Truth sounds a lot like one of those 9/11 conspiracy videos. I guess Obi-Wan turned into one of those Clone Wars truther wing nuts I'm always hearing about on the galactic news.

I know the first inclination is to just snark, this includes me, even. But I would really love for Ailes to circumvent the inevitable NDA and write his tell-all takedown book. Ailes has been around a long time, he's got to know about a lot of skeletons in people's closets. Or, in Bill O'Reilly's case, falafel-erotica…