Oh, there are grosser men out there, dude. Believe me, there are. Hell, I can get you a grosser old man by 3:00 this afternoon.

Okay, GJI!, salud.

Definitely not as bad as ordering a Filet-O-Fish.

I'm just a simple prude who doesn't watch pornography at Starbucks, but I am wondering if any other commenters could help me out with a couple of questions about this whole process. Are these people just downloading pornography to watch later? Are they watching it and then absconding to the bathroom to jerk off? If…

Im not blaming Bush for anything. You put forward a pissy conjecture that Obama was somehow unqualified or under qualified to be President, and I put forward an example of someone with the 'right' qualification who ended up as a pretty spectacular failure.

Yes, general incompetence and poor leadership will definitely be remembered as a hallmark of the Obama presidency. Unlike, oh, someone with prior corporate experience in the oil industry and a gubernatorial term in one of the largest states in the country.

I cashed in a bunch of change I had been saving up at the bank. $91 total!

Since the last Brady Bill expired, we do need a new Brady Bill. This one will cover the rights of Bostonians to air grievances relating to athletic competition when patronizing businesses that serve alcoholic beverages.

Yes, everyone has been most vocal on the subject of the Reasonable Discussion post. Where's the Reasonable Discussions post? When are you going to post Reasonable Discussions? Why aren't you posting Reasonable Discussions right now? And so on. So please, the Reasonable Discussions post.

I just want you to know, you're not the only alien hunter on this ship. I'm training for an expedition myself. Doing a lot of running and cycling, swimming…well, you know all about that.

What's the name of that website you like with all the goofy shit on the sidebars and mozzarella sticks?

I wonder what ethnic stereotype the Turkish Jar-Jar would represent. Greek? Arab? Definitely not Armenian…

Any questions?

Having recently left the military myself, it really bothers me how much law enforcement is marketed to service members not as a job, but as a way to continue their lifestyle.

The St. Paul shooting is particularly bad because the victim, by all account, did exactly what he was supposed to in that situation and was killed for it. I've spent a good amount of time around firearms 'enthusiasts', and they have always said that if they are pulled over while carrying a concealed weapon or have one…

And then they realized they were no longer Gilmore girls, they were Gilmore women…

In keeping with the spirit of this article, I'll go ahead and say that I fully support this take. I mean, objectively, Fred Durst absolutely deserves to be an eternal beacon for our snark. That being said, this puts that 'Maybe the Star Wars prequels were actually good.' article to shame. This is what we, the internet…

Man, The A.V. Club turned into Evergreen State College Student Union so gradually, I didn't even notice.

What I, personally, find the most frustrating with this attitude is the snarky, feigned ignorance, when we all know damn well that Randall M. Brown and internetluke are aware of what their friends are talking about. If athletics are just so impossibly dull, David Steen, why not take the time to tweet about you PhD,…

Whoever is manning Obama's Death Panels and shipping patriotic gun owners off to FEMA re-education camps should be wearing this getup.