Yes, but he will then join Yoda, Ben, and young Anakin in smiling benevolently at you, basking in the blueish glow of the Force.

One thing I like about the first season is small and disjointed everything is. Tony isn't yet the Boss of the Family, and every crew is really just a small fiefdom through which some money is kicked up to the next level. The mentality of, "I missed out on the glory days," is such a big element of Tony's psyche, and…

Hopefully they just find the cure for the zombie plague next season and the show becomes a Little House on the Prairie style story about raising Korl and Judith in the harsh but rewarding world of zombie-free America.

Not anymore, thanks to Prilosec OTC!

I'm utterly fascinated with this incident. Among my favorite mystery aspects not mentioned—the man had removed all tags from his clothes except for one, containing a faulty name. The cigarettes in his pocket were a different brand than the packaging. 'Jestyn's' basic refusal to cooperate with the investigation after…

Somewhere, Lloyd Braun is seething with rage…

…Mono-d'oh!

And the Oscar goes to…George C. Scott in, "Man Getting Hit By Champagne Cork."

Must Milkproof Robot keep singing that!?

Where's Firefly?

I know this isn't a popular opinion, but I just didn't like The Hateful Eight. There is something about Tatantino for me-and I say this knowing full well that I am a contrarian-but I haven't really liked a film of his since Kill Bill. There is a difference between thinking you are cool (Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown),…

It reminds me of that bit of dialogue in Annie Hall, "I was having lunch with some guys from NBC, so I said, 'Did you eat yet?' and Tom Christie said, 'No, d'you?' Not did you-Jew. Jew eat, Jew, you get it?"

I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree.

Look out, Itchy, O'Malley's Irish!

You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore.

I anticipate Obama shaming Jerry into accepting one of his astronaut pens. They write upside down!

Seth, you're born a shmuck and you'll die a shmu-…Must. Purchase. Duracell. Batteries.

"I was willing to open my mind because these Jewish gentlemen brought you here. They usually have good taste. And now here you are in front of me pretending you can sing. And I have to say that today your performance has shaken by belief in the Jewish people."

In the same way people are now making their own edits and cutting out the worst aspects of the movies, someone needs to go back and make a version of those that removes all the stupid, weird basement and pizza rolls stuff. I'd like to indulge my inner Comic Book Gu without having some weird serial killer story…

I often find myself resenting people who benefit from nepotism, especially if they play it off as, "I don't know what you're talking about, I just fell into this position like any other person would." I know it's irrational and wrong to fault them for pursuing a similar career to their parents, but a part of me still…