There was a moment in the primary debates last night in which several of the candidates debated just how many kids they would bomb in Syria that I found disgusting. Mostly because it was between the most obnoxious and least qualified out of all of them. If you're going to make the decision to bomb populated areas can…

Season 6 of The Sopranos and finishing up the last three episodes of Master of None.

What the hell is this, some kind of tube?

Hey, that's my line…

Maybe it's the nature of where I work that invites this behavior, but fuuuuucckkkk overly aggressive drivers. People who think they've discovered some kind of driving 'life-hack' by speeding ahead and trying to cut over to the merging lane at the last second? Conversely refusing to let me merge in front of them, lest…

The Librarians is the worst cast of actors ever assembled in history. They're mean, conniving, rude, and extremely well read, which makes them very dangerous.

Personally, I loved the finale. Maybe I'm getting soft in my old age, but I liked seeing characters I enjoyed moving onto a better life. Enough with the tired, hipster, "It's funny because it's bleak and everyone is suffering. How droll (Strokes beard, makes jerk-off motion with hand)." Get over yourselves and embrace…

Bonos Solo was my least favorite of Han and Leia's kids.

You see, there are two types of commenters-jocks, and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time.

They are remarkably similar too-Melissa McBride is apparently the ultimate badass who can survive anything, and Dale…is a useless nag destined to die.

That's such a perfect Vito moment in that is sets up this rich, somewhat tortured inner life-Vito is a deeply closeted man who has had to hide himself in the midst of the mafia…but he is also a lazy fat ass who desperately thirsts after chicken parm sandwiches. Like Tony laments, despite being gay he is actually a…

I've been watching the first half of season 6 of The Sopranos, which is the only season I have never seen before. I had no idea that Vito's outing and murder would play such a big role in apparently starting the war that ends the show. I've always known the basics of the final season; that fat Vito is gay, that there…

The mind of Trump in the body of Chris Christie…

My protocol droid is the classiest one on the market. Solid gold! They don't give these droids out to losers!

I assume at that point they just start making genre movies that exist in the Star Wars Universe. Heist movie Star Wars, romantic comedy Star Wars, mumblecore Star Wars, Apatow Star Wars…

But Matt, doesn't your view that America IS great conflict with Mr. Trump's view that America needs to be made great again?

My dad recently lamented that Trump, "Wasn't even Hitler, but he would have been the guy accepting slave labor and talking about how classy the Reichstag was looking."

There is a short story by Thom Jones called I Want to Live! about a woman suffering from terminal cancer who, as the title says, really doesn't want to die. It's about the last year of her life and trying to put on a brave face about dying while really being terrified of death and it makes me tear up every time I…

No one big event, but this past week has seen a collection of small victories. I heard back about a part time job I'll be able to start next summer, wrapped up the whole grad school application process, my pulled hamstring finally feels normal again…and I've actually gone on a couple of pleasant dates with someone…

I am very unsettled by a man wearing a dress shirt whilst naked below the waist.