Joe Buck commenting on anything is a crime on par with human trafficking…slight exaggeration.

Constantly berating Fitzpatrick to sing Fair Harvard?

Wait, you're an orphan to? It's okay, an orphan always knows…

Finally, you truly did a great job, Internet! Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream chilled white wine!

I am very much enjoying any nascent D.C. fandom being slowly crushed by mediocrity and defeat.

It was a gift, so I started without knowing what to expect. I'm only about 50 pages in, but I'm enjoying it so far.

A Town Like Alice, by Nevil Shute.

He gets results, damnit!

*Det. Briscoe chuckles and looks at Det. Green*

I was raised in a family that was not very big on holiday celebrations or what could be considered relationship events such as anniversaries, weddings, etc. As such, I've never been very big on those things either, which has certainly led to quite a few problems whenever I've been seeing someone who is different in…

Apropos of nothing, the world demands 2,500 words from Teti concerning the latest on the Patriots…

Dang it, Jesus…

The Dirty Dozen II, starring Michael Cera, Jimmy Fallon, and Jim Carrey.

The wallet inspectors in Chicago must have had a field day…

You can't treat the working commenter this way! One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve! Then we'll go to far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese commenters will eat us alive!

I love Blackboard Jungle, such a great example of hoodlum culture and a reminder that young people have always been the absolute worst. Sometimes, I'm not quite sure how high school educators survive, I'd be tempted to descend into Abe Simpson-style rants at a moment's notice…

I guess I'm a sucker for flashy esthetics, but I did like how much to movie captured the smallness of Britain and the general malaise of the decade. It's the first decade after the true end of the Empire, and the characters are forced to accept that the island of Britain is a pretty dreary, cramped place.

Dexter is one of those shows that works best if you just let if fade away. Kind of like Lost, Rescue Me, or The Killing.

I think one aspect of The Thin Red Line that gets overlooked is the source materiel. I know people criticize it for being pretentious, which is compounded by it coming out the same year as Saving Private Ryan, the ultimate "Rah, rah, glorious American victory over Nazis" film. But a lot of James Jones' book is about…

I went to Bumbershoot here in Seattle!…then went home afterwords because I'm lame and have to get up early tomorrow and study for the GRE. It was awesome. I got to see Atmosphere as well as Fitz and the Tantrums, and was also able to catch parts of Babes in Toyland and Smokey Brights. Basically, several consecutive…