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Dude got his thong beat off him

Now if we can figure out a way to not kill every raccoon on Earth with our cars.

Just go back to the, uh, before time.

These peoplefight so hard to stop things that don’t directly affect them: gay marriage, birth control. We aren’t stopping them from going to Hooters or Walmart, so stay out of our collective shit.

This seems out of character for the Steelers.

Milo loves being a pretend victim; this is his Christmas.

In Russia, kid beats you.

The longer I’m on earth the more I’m certain I trust women WAY more than I trust men.

God dammit, Bernie Sanders was right... These billionaires might hate us.

Leaked footage

OMG!!! N’SYNC!!!

History is filled with so many evil people you’d think we’d have run out by now. Nope.

I’m starting to think this guy might be a narcissistic piece of shit.

Another hot take: Christmas movies can fuck right off, too. Don’t care about your sentimental favorite, it sucks.

Trump voters are the most insecure people on the planet. They won and are still trying to convince themselves it was a good idea. Their methods of convincing are the best: immediately agree with anything Trump says and create a new truth from these feelings.

What is your record on simulations? I assume Tecmo Super Bowl is infallible.

Jameis going for that shot putt gold medal

I definitely don’t blame her. This is a disappointment for all appointments he has because he has such bizarre fantasies in regards to policies.

We do not need to give these cretins anymore appointable positions. Ugh.