This is a trashbag of nonsense... where can I watch it?

Many people have wrongly supported sexual abusers in the past. Hell, Bill Cosby still has fans. This is a nice gesture by friends who should just be quiet.

I can’t believe the Kraken is losing... I’m so pissed.

Lou is a 9 and a 1/2

Chris, can you fix my marriage, too?

“Turn on the Bright Lights” may be my favorite album of all time *swoon*

“Turn on the Bright Lights” may be my favorite album of all time *swoon*

I want my first and second homosexual experiences to be with Tom Hardy. He seems tender.

These people aren’t even trying anymore

Wow, tennis sounds cool as fuck.

Nope. Melting, geriatric Tom Hanks doesn’t do it for me.

This goblin has some nerve sexually harassing anyone

People like the dipshits at the North Carolina Values Coalition always forget these protests make the book more popular and more accessible. More people will read this now. Good job.

He is trying to fuck children... the fuck is wrong with you...

So torturous to read and know that these predators have such an upper hand over their victims.

Limp wristed from downtown

IKEA is always a great idea at the beginning but the shin splints start before I even get to the food court.

I thought Conan O’Brian was taller.