All you need to know before playing Forsaken: Destiny is a fantastic game developed and updated by a group of people who do not seem to understand why people like it, who keep changing things for the worse or breaking things for the better, and who will inevitably fall on their faces while simultaneously lodging their…

“The central idea of Alan Moore’s comic book is undeniably cool: public-domain Victorian pulp-literature characters refashioned into a Justice League-style superhero team to combat an H.G. Wells Martian invasion”

True story: My cousin’s friend’s brother decided to have a “Cake party” and did too much (any amount is too much, kids!) and he actually pulled his kneecaps out and tried to play Frisbee with them. He has to live with the shame of prosthetic kneecaps now. Stay in school!

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Punk ain’t no religious cult
Punk means thinking for yourself
You ain’t hardcore ‘cause you spike your hair
When a jock still lives inside your head

Nothing puts a fatass racist off more than chafing those buttery thighs of theirs.

Streaming will never be as good as a local device.

BUT...

I always laugh at “What’s the point of balancing a tack hammer on my head?”

I can say with utter certainty that my wife and I saw Mystery Men at 12:30am the morning of August 11, 1999. She had to be at the hospital at 5:00am for a scheduled C-section and there was no way we were going to sleep that night, so we went to a post-midnight showing. The theater was rather empty but we had a great…

You’re not well liked. You’re abrasive and off-putting. You try and say pithy things, but your wit is a hindrance so nothing is provocative. It’s just mixed metaphors. 

“My father died under mysterious circumstances.  He fell down an elevator shaft...onto some bullets.”

“Sorry, but am I to understand you’ve inserted your father’s skull inside of that ball for bowling?”

“There's not enough beer in the world, Spleen, I'm sorry. I'm sorry."

The bit where they’re in the Battle Jittny trying to make Furious angry was hysterical.

Macy is so damn great in this. As Tom notes, Stiller is hilarious as a parody of a dark hero but Macy is a repudiation and mockery of trauma as heroic necessity - he’s just a nice guy with one skill who wants to do more to help people - and while his earnestness is funny it’s never wrong and Macy doesn’t condescend to…

I loved this movie, but watching it more recently, it just doesn’t hold up. I think he hit it on the head with the “dumb-joke-killing-smart-jokes” thing. That happens all the time through the movie.

“Until you learn to master your rage—”
“Your rage will become your master? [Long pause] That’s what you were going to say, right?”
“Not necessarily.”

Wes Studi is a national treasure.

Only line I remember from this movie is the Shoveler saying, “We’ve got a blind date with destiny...and she just ordered the lobster.” I still think that’s pretty good.

Another great opportunity to do absolutely nothing about guns in our country, that way when a punk band makes a joke about mass shootings, we can all get furious at THEM for making light of tragedy instead of doing anything to prevent it ourselves.