It puts the potion on its skin or else it gets the hydro pump again.

I think japanese people should be the last when it comes to talk about misuse of a language.

Oh Richard-kun~! Draw me like one of your French Pokemon!

Looks like Oshawott didn't pay his protection money.

You know I'm bringin you twice the Half Lives and future penguins and like massive space dragons and fuckin cool shit you wish that crazy old knife-collectin gangsta at Valve had given you years ago.

Tracer!

My money's on a time-traveling SS God Gohan.

Wow. You are some type of upset.

I apologize on behalf of Chris Person. From now on I'll ask him to personally run his opinions on enjoyment past you, seeking your approval. Heavens forbid people find ways to have fun in a social game beyond shooting things in the face.

In Heartgold, I gave my newly hatched Togepi the friendship-enhancing Soothe Bell and had him learn Metronome. The first move he uses with Metronome? Fling. Soothe Bell gone. Really? Really??

Yes, the act of collecting, vetting, and sharing information that helps expose uncomfortable truths is journalism at its finest, thanks.

MY EMPEROR IS DEAAAAAAAAAD!

He wrote "Space Marine" not "posers".

What chapter does he belong to, the Ripov Imperium?

I'm sorry, but no. Cry me a fucking river, goddamn idiots. Those tweets are some of the dumbest shit I've ever seen uttered on the internet. "You can't take multiplayer away!" Ugh... Set yourself on fire.

The six-word horror story.

Oh yes, that helps alot, also made my day, thanks.

It's not as blatantly obvious as Gene Simmons' son:

Surprised no one beat me to this. Not my best... but here you go.