Marine Engineer here.

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

As children, we were promised this future:

1. Stop cleaning your hull.

Here you thought I was a man, where I am, in fact, a cruise ship.

Ok, I’m out.

I don’t get the styling. They either should have dressed them like they were in the same girl group or dressed them as the solo artists they are. Instead, there’s an off-note because Sza look like she’s in TLC and the other two look like they’re in a modern EnVougue.

what the fuck is this lmao

As he is in the last row, which typically has zero recline, he most likely opted for the absolute cheapest flight cost possible. You get what you pay for.

“all the TLC with zero THC or cannabis.”

It’s a primary - Obama only got 36% of New Hampshire in 2008, and that was with only three major candidates on the ticket.

NXVIM has to be the most bizarre thing I’ve heard.

This is the most bizarre thing I’ve read in a long time. Why does Rudy Giuliani keep popping up in the strangest places?

Nothing could be done? HE WAS LIVING IN A DORM ROOM. 

A vegan ought to know better than to start a beef. 

I used to run a service business and my employee policy was that if there was a customer present in the store, then you better have something positive to say, or keep your mouth shut. If you think customers aren’t paying attention to how you just badmouthed the last customer, or the shop down the street then you’re…

So they are saying that they have cut staffing levels to the point they cannot cover any absences? I call that poor management. Same as when management claims that time off ill puts the pressure on other employees, it just means they have managed the employee staffing level so poorly they cannot cover illness. In both…

This guy lones

Was it this guy?

As a single person, how much cheese is an adequate amount to “budget” per month? Also, is it tax deductible as an investment in my happiness? There’s no significant other telling me “that’s enough cheese” and you failed to address this even though i know many singles love cheese to a sickening amount.