Outstanding writing, Kristen.

Almost nobody means wagons anymore :(

The only thing I’ve gotten enjoyment out of related to Undercover Boss is this skit. Kylo Ren really is the perfect lens to show what so many real bosses are: vain, insecure, abusive. It’s patently ridiculous but also more realistic than anything on the real Undercover Boss.

I’d love to watch a foreign version of Undercover Boss.

“...create an SUV nobody wants...”

Entitled asshole car company that makes cars for entitled assholes, acts like an entitled asshole. Details at 11

Wait so he waited to get into a club with BYO Bud Light? That sounds like the worst option in everything from venue to beverage. Party better, famous people. Nobody is envying that shit.

Went to Zuffenhausen for Euro delivery in October 2018. Stayed in Germany driving around wonderful roads for 9 days. High points were back roads through the Black Forest, a derestricted piece of the autobahn (https://jalopnik.com/this-dead-end-highway-in-germany-is-probably-the-fastes-1827833625), and of course, a…

“I’ll save you a seat at the bar”

Welcome to VT, Land of Bernie:

Bad fake. It’s all over the place, starting with credit checks then vaguely making a segue into a car critique without referencing any specific policy or making plans to discuss.

Yeah but they aren’t all jokes, at least not to the authors. Have you read what vehicles they actually own? They really do think this bat-shit crazy.

Yeah, the women are asleep...

I’ve also had mixed experiences with the Priority Pass perk. I suspect that the wave of Reserve cardholders in the lounges has significantly contributed to its crowds and waiting lists.

I’m speechless, but with 36,895 comments, I haven’t always been speechless.  This post is the best prize ever!  Thanks so much, Andrew!

Pretty sure all those WWIII jokes were the first meme of the year.

I cannot imagine “there’s a big argument and the night ends with Barack having to sleep on that couch” over that clip.  If anything, I think it would just make Michelle laugh and be like “Everyone knows my husband’s hot.  Get over here, babe.” 

I’m not proud of it, at all, but once upon a time I killed a handle in 4 hours and drove 20 miles home. You can argue that it’s impossible, but in the advanced stages of alcoholism BAC can be very high and people can still function. For a lot of us .3 BAC was also known as Tuesday. 

We’d like to promptly announce we are pulling all operations out of Washington state. - BMW.

A pregnant waitress already got more than the tip.