I’m speechless, but with 36,895 comments, I haven’t always been speechless.  This post is the best prize ever!  Thanks so much, Andrew!

Ok well the lady on the right doesn’t seem to care about his appearance, not to mention there are plenty of people that are more then willing to take a torpedo to the reactor core from a unattractive but rich/powerful person. So it isn’t a crazy thought that there are plenty of people in the universe that would be…

Pretty sure all those WWIII jokes were the first meme of the year.

I cannot imagine “there’s a big argument and the night ends with Barack having to sleep on that couch” over that clip.  If anything, I think it would just make Michelle laugh and be like “Everyone knows my husband’s hot.  Get over here, babe.” 

I’m not proud of it, at all, but once upon a time I killed a handle in 4 hours and drove 20 miles home. You can argue that it’s impossible, but in the advanced stages of alcoholism BAC can be very high and people can still function. For a lot of us .3 BAC was also known as Tuesday. 

We’d like to promptly announce we are pulling all operations out of Washington state. - BMW.

A pregnant waitress already got more than the tip.

Ginger ale.

In the current situation with your parent company and whatnot, please avoid posts that seem like final messages to your audience. My heart just skipped a few beats.

“Dear Salty, why does human nature exist and why doesn’t it consistently cater to my insecurities?”

i bet paltrow has tips for where to keep that crystal without cluttering up your living space.

Compared with the likes of the Urus, Bentayga, and Cullinan, this actually looks pretty darn good!

I’ll just leave this here.

So it’s just going to be Vigilante 8?

Simply pulling that lever a few millimeters rearward engages the electric latch, popping the door open.

Comment OF THE YEAR.

The Gang Dilutes a Brand Name

Chonk-E