So I really think Adrian’s in a bubble on Mars. Unfortunately, since he’s been missing for 7 years, I suspect we have at least a couple more annual flashbacks before he makes good his escape. I don’t know how he’ll manage that with only a catapult and a home made space suit, but I am dying to find out.

okay, now for a palate cleanser:

Joe, do you want to know what the most elite thing you can do in America?

Nissan was getting it for awhile. Remember cars like the 350Z and Altima were, at the time, very competitive. But then nothing developed beyond that...sad, as they were always one of my favorite brands.

But only if you know what color the Hereford boathouse is...

As a Gen Xer, I just want to point out that I was anti-Boomer way before it was cool.

It’d be super rad if more companies allowed work from home at least a couple days per week 

This thing is extremely cool...

The 300 SRT-8 is much more appealing than a Charger with the same engine. Fight me, comment section.

Ford Bronco factory circa Spring 2020:

Something I knew I need in my life:

It could just be the NISMO 51st anniversary extravaganza edition with 3 extra hp and a brand new sticker package- or some such nonsense. 

This is a good take

I think the problem here is that you can’t actually market this thing to people who don’t know about cars. There’s no wool-pulling. It’s not like the Urus (I finally have an excuse to drive a Lambo!) or some heritage-laden tweedmobile (Careful with the Jag, darling).

Lots of car names became famous to normies for…

(while I’m making rules, if you’re requiring people to wear heels you want to continue to participate in society without being branded as a pariah, you are not allowed to have a cash bar)

Esther, what are you sitting here slandering Hershey’s chocolate as the worst Halloween candy when Charleston Chew, Good & Plenty, Bit-o-Honey and Necco Wafers are floating around? Not to say anything of raisins!

If Hersheys is the worst you can conjure, you grew up in some high end trick or treating territory.

It’s coming.

Every young person I know who is responsible and woke knows he needs to spend money on appreciating assets and retirement.

“The sedan is the middle finger,” Albaisa said. “It’s the tattoo.”

“Something very fast, Audi S8. Something that can shove a bit”