Fun fact: 63% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 

I turned on Cookie Monster briefly for my waze and it upset my GF so much I had to pull over and change it. 

Most of these traditional Corvette buyers will be too old to crawl into a low slung sports car soon anyway. The mid engine layout should help endear the Corvette to a new generation of enthusiasts. 

Piss tests can detect coke up to 3 days after ingestion. 

I assumed it was Dr. Brenner, we still have not idea what happened to him. It would tie up that loose end if he fell into the hands of the Russians and explain how they learned about the gate, etc. 

Ah the glorious time before VAG realized none of their customers give a shit whether their SUVs are any good off road. 

Great and fascinating look into an aspect of car culture I was completely unaware of. The Bahamas has the same issue as the USVI, their cars all come from the US but they drive on the left.

Yeah you pay to get in the park but they let basically anyone drive on the beach in Florida. My buddy got his Z3 stuck on a different beach years ago. 

By Miami standards she’s dressed like a nun, this flight attendant must have been on a massive power trip. 

Not enough for GM to keep making it.

Yeah you’re going to get savagely dragged if you show up to the gun range/hunting club/fishing tournament in one of these. 

Fort Lauderdale is also very central, not quite as close to downtown as McCarran but right by the coast and only a five minute drive to the cruise terminals.

Much as I love the R8, don’t some tracks ban convertibles?

The sole focus of the British press should now be to uncover pictures of these painted cardboard boxes. 

That’s not a regular G-Wagen, it’s the jacked up 4x4 model that starts at 250K. I’m consistently disgusted by how much money these kids get for their stupid videos. 

This. I disagree with their politics but I’ve never been in a Chik Fil A that wasn’t spotlessly clean. On the flip side I’ve seen McDonald’s bathrooms that made truck stops look hygienic.

I still watch the office fairly regularly, it’s comfort food in TV form, like mac n cheese for the eyes and ears.

This gives me my second opening today to relate my “raccoons are clever little bastards” story. I was on a Boy Scout camping trip years ago and we realized we forgot bungie cords to secure the lid of our cooler overnight. We decided instead to drag a picnic table on top of the cooler so the bench part was holding the…

A lot of people are leasing these things. Plus you’d be surprised how many high income people still live paycheck to paycheck. Gotta keep up with the neighbors.

It’s Charlotte though, there are probably six other breweries in a 2 block radius.