Brilliant! Now I see our strategy for stopping their missile tests.

According to FBI sources John Wayne Gacy was the original juggalo. Also they saw that “It” movie and it was pretty spooky.

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

Osweiler certainly has what it takes to be a QB on an NFL roster. He’s so tall that even if he knelt for the National Anthem, most fans would think he was still standing up.

I don’t want to read too much into the fight, mostly because I don’t want Floyd to get jealous.

Not gonna defend overfenders or everything (every widebody Murcielago and GT-R looks beautiful IMO), because that’s pointless on Jalopnik where everyone sees a rusty Jeep Cherokee as the pinnacle of automotive glory. Honestly I’m not sure why I still come to this site...

Where is Jnco Pl.?

Vive le France! We drove the Nazis out 72 years ago. No way in hell are they coming back.

Perhaps it’s 3-1 lead poisoning.

Though historically, people from Oklahoma were 3 times more likely to use the letter K than any of the ones you listed.

141 character launch code.

[Tim Tebow hits a home run]

I missed you Baseball!

This sounds awesome and all, but you know, I’m old. Do they have a place where the DJ spins stale 50s rock and three Beach Boys songs out of the front clip of a ‘57 Chevy. A place where jorts and GTO t-shirts are the dress code? A place where I can see the same 20 cars that show up every week? That’s the place for…

Do people still send the old school death threats through mail or is it mostly email and texts these days? Something charming about receiving a letter with type face cut out of various news and magazine clippings detailing the horrific demise I’m about to face.

Tom Hamilton is a gem. I desperately want to hear him call a World Series clincher before his time is through.

Also, Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the Finals.

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

I would absolutely watch that.

I had a VQ about 30 years ago. At least it sounded like one, not sure...