Speaking from my experience of injecting hundreds of horses with scores of drugs, can NOT confirm. Many good things in life do come from this, but not almost everything.

I would actually say that there is a way that US automakers could penetrate the Japanese market... and it’s the same way the Japanese automakers really, deeply have embedded themselves into the US market. Mind you, it would’ve only barely begun by the time Trump’s out of office (even if he’s in office for eight…

The drone drop, which seemed like it would be fairly rote and easy, was far more entertaining than I anticipated

I AM OUT THERE WAITING FOR YOU TO WATCH MY BURNOUT:

2576 lb/ft of torque at 35 rpm. I’m calling it right now, the Demon is diesel/electric.

One possible use for all those VWs

I don’t know. An eastern European country having an undue influence to swing a vote to a mediocre white dude seems pretty fitting for where we are as a country right now.

When I was a kid, I built a lot of airplane models and one of them was an SR-71 from a squadron that used the Playboy bunny as their logo on the tail. So from ages 6 until about 10, I honestly believed that the bunny was an Air Force thing. Then one day I’m at a friend’s divorced dad’s house lighting things on fire…

I want the Chargers in LA to fail so bad. Such a great city that saw its self as the antithesis to the Raider and its fans, like my 6 DUI cousin Mark. Should be out of Lompoc soon tho. But he’s got a weird edge to him, he’ll be back.

James May is a national treasure. Somebody needs to start a petition to get him knighted.

I think the problem isn’t with the molasses like pace of the end of basketball games, it’s that blue agave nectar is a much more healthy alternative to molasses as a sweetener in baked goods, drinks, and whatnot. I went to this awesome little bakery a few days ago, it had THE. BEST. blondie brownies. I normally prefer…

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

alternate headline:

Amazon, if you give Joey a car show, I promise you I will get a prime subscription. 

You forgot the pray the gay away license plate frame

And here’s the thing... cars are, IMO, really the wrong tool for moving around cities. They’re inefficient uses of space, dangerous, polluting, and they mean that people are insulated even more from their own surroundings. And, in cities that are structured to make car ownership a necessity, it hurts the poor to have…

Yeah, I hate it when teams smartly fill a depleted position by acquiring veteran talent in exchange for future assets, too.

To attract new fans from among the alt-right, the Cavs will refer to the combination of Kyrie Irving, Kevin Love and Kyle Korver as the KKK.

I don’t know what world people are even referring to when they talk about Brooklyn. Even in Bushwick, people dress average-ly and have ordinary hair cuts and although they do ride bikes, the bikes are rarely weird or even a little bit ironic. 60% of them are on fucking Citi bikes. I donno, could be that I am not…

Prudent of publications to not buy and publish the photos. Publishing images of people in bed without their consent has bankrupted publications before.