I'm waiting for "F12: The Last Function Key"

Dash-cam footage of him driving a Smart car.

Tacho-fascists are fascists who use RPM as their weapon. Sounds like them.

The Fast And The Furious And The Star Actress Who Needs Some Cash

Was it just me, or in that one snippet in the trailer where Michelle Rodriguez says "You love me, and you won't shoot me," didn't she look and sound almost exactly like Abbi Jacobson, almost to the point where she was doing an impression? Or maybe she always looks and sounds like Abbi Jacobson, or vice versa?

To be fair, he's the spokesperson for Trump, which means he's doing an almost perfect job so far.

"For our next stunt, you have to go on YouPorn and view a live feed of Kurt Loder and Tabitha Soren having old-people sex with each other."

You need to be invited? Shit.

That fact does not make it less jerk-off-able for me.

Yeah, me too. I think about the story she tells of frequently riding around CalArts on her bike in the nude. Pretty much all I need.

My alma mater's Women's Hockey team won the NCAA Frozen Four this year! Go Clarkson Golden Knight…esses, or something!

- I loathe the NBA and shant comment, other than Go Spurs (I used to live in San Antonio)!
- I have Kentucky in my pool group, and even if they win, I'll finish second, so I really don't care anymore.
- If they were playing the finals on a Friday or Saturday night, I would stay up to watch the WBC but an 8 pm CT start…

I'm "meh" at best.

Ask lots of questions, and actually listen to the answers.

Wigs! She is the world's foremost expert on wigs. I'd put that number 1.

As Harry Shearer often reminds us, "We're NOT Number one!"

And then Linus will read a section of "Mein Kampf" and get everybody crying.

No relation to, or affection for, Andy Dick.

So, emojis then?

You can like JTT and still be a lesbian. I see no conflict there.