I keep waiting for them to die off, but then here comes Tomi Lahren or somesuch and we start all over again.

JTT comes on screen - "wooooooo ooooooooo" from a hundred lusty teenage girls bused in from the Valley.

Starbucks doesn't strike me as a place a lot of bulls go to for coffee. Strictly percolator drip at home kind of guys.

I bet the Potato Heads were going to be the leads in that one, with their big noses and all.

This episode makes Tim Taylor's catchphrase "More power!" significantly more ominous.

1) This weeks sucks. I spent the last three weeks plus working every day including weekends because this lead engineer tool I'm working under on a project hates his life and made me come in. That finally ended and I got the weekend off, but now I want to take a couple more days to recover, and the tool won't…

I have a long relationship with loneliness. I am an extreme introvert. Had I been born a few years later, I'm sure some school psychologist would have wanted to diagnose me as "on the spectrum" and pumped me full of mood stabilizers. Social anxiety is my whole personality, basically, and I've never really dealt with…

Or anyone else but *REDACTED* for that matter!

That's the title of my autobiography.

I never knew how great Bill Webb was until I moved to Illinois after college and started watching Cubs and White Sox games. Admittedly, the director shouldn't be blamed for Harry Caray's and Hawk Harrelson's homerism, but the Mets telecasts were so much better in every way and I really missed them until MLB.TV got…

Try a white collar next time.

I am quite happy that the Patriots are coming to nearby Houston for the Super Bowl. I've been rooting for them since 1976 when I gave up on the Jets after they dumped my favorite player Joe Namath and this kid Steve Grogan started running around the Astroturf in Foxboro. Obviously, the last 15 years have been more…

My sister has worked at the Disney World parks for about 35 years. I've gone to Epcot at least 15 times if not more. The American Adventure is really well done, and I'm sure I would come out of there either bawling or fired up angry after the recent unpleasantness. The Canada and China rides are also excellent. They…

Fair enough. I was going to mention that I always check my Rimowa, but I forgot. Scratches are definitely going to happen, but it doesn't really faze me. I don't care if my suitcase looks clean, but that's just me. I fly almost exclusively Southwest non-stops and checking a bag is free and usually no issue. I also…

If you travel a lot, I can't possibly recommend a Rimowa any higher. They cost a fuckload, but they are worth every penny and they look futuristic. Rimowa guarantees every piece for your lifetime and they will repair it for free if it breaks. Each piece comes with a Luggage Identification Number and you can contact…

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Kristen Schaal is a horse, Kristen Schaal is a horse. Look at her dance, look at her go, look at her dance like a horse.

Interestingly, James Madison insisted that Dolly Madison not wear underwear while baking her delicious cakes.

My favorite Kevin Meaney moment was when he was doing his Comedy Central special in the 90s and he decided to go out and talk to people in line for the show. He walked up to an African American teenaged girl and she said she like to sing so he asked her to sing something. She immediately starts singing "Doin' Da Butt"…