Dr. Hathaway: I need to see a lot more of you around the lab.
Chris: I'll gain weight.

Wrong, North Dakota Breath! I mean, there are two Gimme Some Money jokes on here. Sorry, I was channeling Johnny Carson.

I was as serious as the heart attack that caused you to perform the surgery you are performing. We've all agreed you are performing heart surgery and only differ on when the movie should start.

Yes. Stop what you are doing and watch it. Unless you are a surgeon performing surgery, and then you can wait until you close.

I think he's extremely wealthy, but I wonder how much of that wealth he's willing to commit to this endeavor. The mountains of data Vivendi will pour on this will not be cheap to go through, and that's if they can wait out Vivendi's endless efforts to convince a judge to throw the suit out. No matter how much money…

I am enjoying the idea of Harry using Rupert Murdoch's money to try to expose the farce that is entertainment industry accounting. My guess is that Harry will run out of said money before it gets to the discovery phase and the real entertainment begins. He'll probably take a high 6 or low 7 figure settlement to recoup…

I had the Zingers From The Hollywood Squares book when I was about 12. I read it cover to cover at least 100 times. My personal favorites:

Needs more Amanda Crew. No, wait…it's me that needs more Amanda Crew.

Dustin Diamond and Tony Danza are definitely going to be red shirts if I have anything to say about it.

Philly is only a train ride away. You never know.

The hardest part will be finding roles for all the DJ's and puppeteers in SAG. Yes, there are DJ's and puppeteers in SAG.

I want a co-ed Ocean's 160,000 that incorporates everyone in the Screen Actors Guild and runs for 16 hours.

I'd rather see this as a period piece (obvious, right?) with a Mad Men crossover. Peggy and Joan kicking ass in skintight bodysuits!

I liked Seabiscuit and I recall Pleasantville being well made. People seem to like The Hunger Games. I'm sure this will be fine.

Never mind. He supposedly retired.

Eh. If Soderbergh directs, it'll be watchable.

Rihanna is proficient in the lethal art of Side Eye.

Exactly! And in the sketch, right at the end, the interviewer would say "Well, that's all we have about jazz. And now, the blues." And then he would start naming off blues musicians.

I think a funny sketch would be to have a serious-looking interviewer interviewing someone about jazz, and have the entire interview be each one just reciting jazz artists at one another, interspersed with the word "jazz" every so often.

"When they started tesselating the cheese, it just all went to hell."