Espresso gets me to brown town like nothing else. Regular coffee is hit or miss. I definitely think it has an effect but it's not consistent.

The countdown has reached 17 days until I attend my only MLB game this year, Mets at Astros. The Mets are out of it and the Astros are running away from the pack, so the actual game should be non-competitve, but at least I get to see Amed Rosario and Dom Smith up close. Knowing Terry Collins, though, he'll probably…

Gretchen must be a favorite of costume designers for her willingness, even her ardor you might say, for not having to wear one.

No, no, he's the lamppost Flick gets his tongue stuck on.

He was one of the producers of the Broadway musical! So I'm OK with it.

You missed Christopher Walken as a halting, talk-singing Captain Hook? Good for you!

Ok, *only* straight words ever uttered on this board?

The straightest words ever uttered on this board.

Well, Maya Rudolph is starring, so dark- …

Nod emoji. Wait, there isn't one. I'll petition Unicode and get back to you. In 5 minutes.

I was told that most upvotes gets a Cadillac, 2nd most gets steak knives, and everyone else is fired.

I'm not just talking about it.

I'm switching to ninja.

You know she was topless in Slap Shot, right?

If Peter Billingsley gets to produce, I'm OK with it.

Admiral Akbar

And Mexico will pay for it!

I can't grow a beard because I work in chemical plants and refineries. Most have a no-beard policy in case you need to wear a respirator. That being said, it would take my low T self about 10 weeks for someone to notice I was growing a beard.

Obviously, I don't know the details of how much of a toxic workplace he made Late Night into, but he instantly came clean with his version and apologized to all involved, and we didn't hear anything else about it. That's about the best anyone could do publicly after screwing up that bad. I'm not saying it was anywhere…

I want an in-depth discussion of the Lone Ranger story followed by an in-the-field piece of Jay Thomas throwing a football at a meatball. If Netflix doesn't give me this, I'm cutting back to DVD-only.