Real Housewives Of Cheshire: The Aristo-racks!

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I have a similar joke.

Shane Warne and Sachin Tendulkar are bringing their T20 cricket league to Minute Maid Park in Houston! Yeah, I'm probably the only native-born American who cares, but cricket in the US has to start somewhere. Unless it doesn't.

Jonathan Kay: I'm not paying Danny Trejo $74 for a photo.

How do we know that they didn't make the rope a few feet shorter, or easier to grip, or that the lifeline wasn't attached to a winch that was helping him up? I want Ted Wells to submit a 900-page investigation! That's what we do in sports now.

I laughed a lot at this. Well done.

This is going to be like 2002 when the Pats stumbled to a 9-7 season and missed the playoffs. The Ballghazi thing is a pain in the ass that won't go away, the secondary is a shambles, the D-line is in transition, and the skill positions are really nothing special after Gronk and whatever is left of Edelman. A couple…

Just hire "The L Word" writers, and everybody is happy!

Woke up this morning got myself a duck.

I wrote a short screenplay called "S Street" based on the short-lived HBO Steven Soderbergh series "K Street", back when it was running. Maybe I should send it in now.

"Megyn" looks like the abbreviation for a type of doctor in a small town where all of the women are too old to have children. And that's what occupies my brain!

Let all the Hoda/Kathie Lee 'shippers rejoice!

…and cheats with white, rosé, and in a pinch, hard liquor, beer and Nyquil.

Too bad. I was really hoping to binge ignore "The Mindy Project." Now it will take months.

Terrible Will and Obnoxious Grace

They're going to need more calico.

Beautifully written. Thank you.