Aw man...

(kicks dirt, skulks away)

Oh, bummer. I really thought I was turning you around.

Flip phone? Dear god....

We have plenty - PLENTY - of clients at the center who have little to no issues whatsoever. We do quite a bit of routine maintenance only.

But, for many people, perception is reality, and regardless of the state of things, they'll believe what they want.

Well, here's a thing: http://www.autotrader.com/research/artic…

Not sad for me - I have no personal stake in you liking it or not. My clients love it, and I'd have it over nearly any car in the world.

The Range Rover - model and nameplate - are legendary.

Yes, the Patrol is legendary in rest of the world. The Range Rover is legendary, period.

You're only 'meh' if you've never driven it.

It's amazing, and will redefine performance for you.

I guarantee that Infiniti QX56(80) buyers are NOT Range Rover buyers.

We have both brands on our campus, and there is NO crossover shopping between full-size Range Rovers and the QX. NONE WHATSOEVER.

If you've spent any serious length of time in either vehicle, you'll know that the only thing that the two vehicles share…

Quote a few of our Turbo/Turbo S/GT3 customers track their cars regularly.

For them, and the Porsche engineers, being faster and better than the competition is more important than the 2% or less of actual buyers who opted for the manual in the last Turbo iteration.

Most people who complain have, and never will, drive…

In a Porsche, The Power Kit adds 30HP, an active sport exhaust, and actual speed.

I have one of those on a shelf in my garage - I'm just looking for the right mid-80s Porsche to install it in!

The Porsche Panamera with the Burnester upgraded sound system.

This system is so good, Burmester parked a Porsche Panamera in their CEDIA booth to show it off, and these guys make home stereo components in the 10's of thousands of dollars.

Astonishing bass, amazing clarity, and the finest imaging I have ever heard…

Park one next to an S-Class, 7-Series, or A8, and see which one people gravitate towards. It's plenty interesting, in my opinion.

I unabashedly enjoy the fifth film - I think it is fun on the bun.

Anthem, Sony ES, Yamaha AVENTAGE

That's Belle Chere - she is damn good at cosplay.

Bose doesn't play nice with anyone.

What does Nigel want us to do now?

Love the TRON theme being played at the beginning - ha!