This behavior is nothing new for Wyllie, who has been denying credentials to representatives of the Acme Corporation for years.

Of all mouth-destroying foods, Cap'n Crunch is by far the most mouth-destroyingest.

Well SPHINX got a new recruit in Thomas.

They ain't doing shit for me.

Well, November is NFL's "Buy More Licensed Gear Because We Dress Our Shit in Camo Unless You Hate 'Merica" Month.

HE SERVED IN THE MILITARY SO HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS

Thanks man, not as amusing as the other guy's description, but much more informative and slightly depressing. Hope EA win.

Didn't take long for the "well actually" crowd to swoop in.

France's navy vainquish the British world superpower navy, ensuring the American Independence.
1775–1783.

Yeah, I guess you wouldn't count the Battle of Tours, which ensured that western Europe wasn't under Muslim control, or the French Navy holding off the superior English one that enabled the US to win its independence.

Somehow I'm not surprised the clown defending Richie Incognito self identifies as "Bull Moose".

I know! I don't know why they don't just quote the millions of on-record sources speaking candidly on the issue!!!!

That they're moving the stadium but making the same mistake as last time in not having proper public transportation access. I know I'm spoiled in living in Chicago and having every one of our sports arenas be within 5-10 minutes of a train or bus line, if not right next to it, but not having plans for public trans…

I come here to drink the tears of people who get upset that not all sports fans are jingoistic meatheads. Thank you for your service!

Dr. J: Oh yeah, I liked her, she gave good head. Whenever I needed a blowjob, all I had to do was show up at her house. One day though, she had all this metal shit on her busted teeth and I couldn't fit my dick in there. So I stuck it in the other place.

Messi may very well be among the best to ever play but get this, so too is CR7. Who's better? Well, it depends...

BURN IN HELL.