Pecans themselves are garbage. Pecan pie looks like a pie crust full of cockroaches and tastes like donkey vomit. Only Klansmen enjoy it.

Just guessing that it represents the changing demographics of Texas to be more diverse and less whitey white?

I watched the graphic first and let out a little involuntary yay! when Jose took over Texas. Surprised myself a little, but there you have it.

A friend of mine and I were discussing this last week:

Drop the chalupa?

What a missed opportunity to have a team named the Chupacabras.

If you want people to stop showing you pictures of their kids, just whisper "Mmm fuck yea" under your breath when you look at their pic.

Even Clevelanders won't eat that.

The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

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So there is actually such thing as a "steamed ham?!"

Don't come to Deadspin for enlightening comments. Place stinks of one-liners.

The Washington Red Dawns

Sporting events are a different story. Funny heckling in the bathroom is perfect, as long as it is funny and not an attack.

My thought exactly! Where's astin when you need it!

It's not pizza if there's ranch dressing. That's where the argument begins and ends. Here's a dish where one of the key elements is a rich, delicious sauce. Let me put another sauce (that sucks) on it to completely fuck the flavor.

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Because we're trying to have a society? God I hope you don't have kids because they're going to grow up to be utter shit human beings if this is how you raise them

Go fuck yourself.