I love the entitled douchey prick in the American video who is pissed off that he got hurt doing something stupid. Don't the laws of physics and gravity know that looking like an asshole and getting hurt is for people who don't own boats? The guest appearance by his dickwad father is just gravy.

Fortunately your brand of smug, finger-wagging puritanism is ever so gradually declining. You and your kind were on the wrong side of history and liberty in the Prohibition era, and were eventually defeated; you're on the wrong side of history and liberty about cannabis as well. With the biological effects minimal…

No it's The Pats by a mile. Their defense you guys are a bunch of haters jealous of us.

Eli has one message to the haters.

As a man who has a severe case of yellow fever I must say this is one of the hottest things I've ever seen. I would flog my dolphin to this if I wasn't at work.

If you're wondering why they call your part of the country "the flyover states" this should give you a hint

See, this is why I'm not very good at chess.

What's the mosquito going to eat once we all die of AIDS?

Man these photos bring back memories. My fraternity's house is right across the street from the aviary (we did not kill the bird). A couple of years after Nugget II's death, we lifted a fellow brother's Suzuki Samurai and carried into the empty cage. He was super amused when he returned from class.

And considering all the hate between Liverpool and United...well I just really hope this happens.

I don't know man....I just don't know.

Rooney to Liverpool?

Unless you live in the mountain west, in which case you NEED awd in the winter. You're not driving up and over 12,000 foot passes on 10%+ grades and up driveways with 20%+ grades with RWD and snow tires. In many places it's illegal to try - the cops will ticket you or not let you pass if you don't have awd AND snow…

Matt Garza Went On A Misogynistic Rant Because Of A Squeez Play

This movie is coming together nicely.

He can do a pretty spot-on Ricky Gervais impression, so yeah.

Can he do a british accent? I'd love to see him as some kind of hooligan.

I would watch the shit out of this. I would buy the DVD (yes, actually buy.) Hell, I will donate to the Kickstarter campaign to get this thing rolling.

You gotta get Danny McBride in there somewhere!

Add Will Ferrell as a competing southern ex-NFL coach and I'd watch an entire movie of that.