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I am so glad others hate it with a passion like I do. I mean, part of my brain is telling me that it’s irrational to hate that song as much as I do, but then the rest of my brain (99.9%) tells it to shut the fuck up and get back to writing that Facebook post:

The Mets are too cheap to even give him a 6 year/$66 million contract.

There’s an angle here that nobody is talking about, and in the interest of transparency, I’d like to remind everyone that Der Spiegel has, for as long as I can recall, held a pro-KILL THE FILTHY STINKING HOBBITSES agenda.

Bernie is basically america’s favorite hoody. A little worn out, totally worn in, too old to care about appearances, and an intrinsic statement on income inequality.

Chase Utley is also turning baseball into football.

On the bright side, everyone is talking about Seattle’s bats in October. That never happens...

Samuel Goldwyn Films has acquired the rights to the film about “a world where women no longer need men in order to reproduce and are no longer giving birth to male babies, leaving the male population on the verge of extinction”.

Facebook was right?!

I would, again, on behalf of soccer fans around the world, like to thank the USA for pursuing the investigation which has brought us to this day. Sepp Blatter and his cronies would still be comfortably skimming millions without the work done by the US DoJ and others.

That was awesome, but I wanna go faster. I wonder if work will miss those old multimillion dollar engines someone just conveniently left lying around.

the referees are part of the field

Yes

2015 AFC SOUTH PARTICIPANT

They won’t be able to repeat as AFC Finalists if they keep this up.

I wish it were trigonometry. Seeing Luck and Fitzpatrick match wits for three hours sure as hell would have been exponentially more interesting than whatever I was watching on ESPN last night.

Careful son, that’s libel. He might just Ndamukong Sue.

[Miami Herald Reporter]: And you’re saying he went off script and that caused a lot of the problems?

if football fans are good at anything, it’s finding creative ways to stay as shitfaced as possible while turning the stadium into a hell on Earth.